No, no, you've got it wrong. Only *some* Perl users burn in Hell.

Diligent Perlists, by meditation on Perl koans, gradually reduce the number of keystrokes needed for each script. When this reaches zero, they have achieved enlightenment!

It is not known what happens to such beings. Some may walk out of this universe entirely. But it is rumoured that some of them, out of their infinite compassion, provide technical help to those suffering in Hell.