Apparently (http://www.aegisub.net/2008/12/if-programming-languages-were-religions.html), Ruby is neo-Paganism (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neopaganism), which probably means Rubyists can go wherever they like - options include Asgard, the Summerlands and reincarnation :-)

The same page reckons that Perl is in fact Voodoo and Zen Buddhism is instead represented by LISP.