Poke It With A Stick

S introduced me to Buffy the Vampire Slayer a little while ago. I'd seen the occasional episode on TV, but never watched them all in order. The other day, I watched the final episode, having previously watched the preceding 7 series, in order. From this you might be able to tell that I like the show.

( Some minor Buffy spoilers within )

Please allow me to introduce myself

I'm a man of wealth and taste:

You scored as Satanism. Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Satanism! Before you scream, do a bit of research on it. To be a Satanist, you don't actually have to believe in Satan. Satanism generally focuses upon the spiritual advancement of the self, rather than upon submission to a deity or a set of moral codes. Do some research if you immediately think of the satanic cult stereotype. Your beliefs may also resemble those of earth-based religions such as paganism. </td> Satanism 58% atheism 54% Buddhism 42% agnosticism 42% Islam 29% paganism 25% Judaism 17% Hinduism 17% Christianity 8% Which religion is the right one for you? (new version) created with QuizFarm.com

The quiz author seems to have in mind the modern Satanism of people like our old friend Aleister Crowley and Anton LaVey. It's more likely that I'd cast my lot in with the Dark Lord (who only exists in a metaphorical sense, remember) than that I'd, say, convert to Islam, but that's not saying very much. Satanism seems to be an elaborate prank designed to annoy Christians while having some good parties (which of course, I can do anyway), rather than a system one could practically live by. If any Satannic evangelists would like to compete with nlj21 for my attention, then we can always talk, of course.

In the meantime, I will stick to the True Faith of the Invisible Pink Unicorn (May Her Hooves Never Be Shod) and Kelvin, who is The Lord.