A while back,
robhu was looking for Bible study courses, and
nlj21 recommended
TEAM, a course which is run by the vicar of an offshoot of my old church (you might remember
my posting about his sermon on The God Delusion).
I poked at the
media site. Surprisingly, I didn't make a bee-line for the
sex one: anyone who has been in an evangelical church for any length of time has heard
1 Cor 7 preached to death, and knows that sex is a Good Thing if you're married (but if you're very keen on evangelism, or merely very bad at talking to girls, you can be "single for the gospel"). Instead, I picked on the
evangelism one, specifically the
Q&A session (that's a link to the audio, which you may want in a minute) on how to convert your friends. Know your enemy, right? :-)
John Richardson(
edited: I got the name wrong initially, apologies to Richardson and Woodcock should either read this)Pete Woodcock, the speaker, is a straight-forward sort of bloke. He's also pretty funny. The Q&A starts with a worked example of how to talk to various types of people about Jesus, which says sensible stuff about working out where people are coming from, sensitivity and suchlike, while also having a slightly cheeky approach (he talks about how he gave the residents of a new estate flyers saying "
your foundations are crumbling", for example).
There were a couple of bits which stood out as quick shocking. Looking at it from the evangelical viewpoint, I'd say Woodcock is being consistent with it, and that this is so much the worse for the evangelical viewpoint. See what you think.
( Pray for your well off friends to have an accident, pray for obstructive liberal vicars to be converted or to die )It's lucky this chap isn't a Muslim, or he'd have his own
Channel 4 documentary team doing a programme on him. We're not quite in
Undercover Mosque territory, as there's no suggestion of giving God a helping hand with the brake lines (not worrying about a "dead vicar" here probably refers to a spiritually dead vicar, i.e., one who is not an evangelical Christian): at least praying for something gives God the option of saying no.
These are off the cuff responses to questions. I imagine the poor chap never thought they would turn up on some atheist's blog. But the important thing to realise is that, as far as I can tell, Woodcock is perfectly consistent with evangelicalism, consistent in a way which
even many evangelicals are not (the lack of consistency in the other evangelicals is possibly a manifestation of
belief in belief: they think it's good to believe in hell, so they say they believe in hell, but they don't anticipate-as-if there's a hell). If you ask your evangelical friends where you're going when you die, if you're not a Christian, they'll tell you're going to Hell. Hell is the worst thing ever, so keeping you out of it is pretty important. What are horrific injuries in the temporal world compared to an eternity in hell? What is the death of one man if it leads to the
salvation of many?
One might quibble about the advice to pray for this stuff, rather than, say, praying for God to convert the person or get the vicar out of the way and letting God sort it out. For some reason, it's usually thought to be better to pray for specific stuff rather than generalities. If we concede that it would be right for God to do this stuff, it's surely right to pray for it. So would it be right for God to do it? Recalling that whatever God does is right, that the Bible is inerrant, and that the Bible says that God isn't averse to killing people that get in the way of his chosen people, it's hard to say that smiting recalcitrant vicars isn't something God might do (it's right to pray that the vicar gets converted, but recall also that God doesn't force himself on people to make them converted, so the smiting is a useful backup plan if the vicar won't become a real Christian). In the case of the car accident, we know from C.S. Lewis that pain is God's megaphone to rouse a deaf world.
Speaking of car accidents, this sort of thing does make you want to have a
Barlet moment, doesn't it?